[News of the Future 4.11.24

• John Stewart and The Daily Show skewer AI enthusiasts (Futurism)
• Is Arizona a hint at the future of abortion rights under a second Trump presidency? (Guardian)
  
• Biologists spot a calf of a critically endangered rhino species on Java (Gizmodo)
• Here's what eclipses look like on Mars (Futurism)
• Fail: A routine hailstorm breaks Cybertruck's "armor glass" (Futurism)